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The “actually amazing” drinking game!

I love to describe things that I like as "actually amazing", or "amazing" or I'll just use the word "actually" quite a lot. Instead of investing in a thesaurus (or shift+F7) I thought that I would make a game out of it instead. So grab your favourite beverage and get ready to drink every time I describe something as "amazing" or mention the word "actually".

Rules:
*Drink every time I have written it (including in this body of text and in comments).

*Drinks accumulate quadratically based on the number of amazings/actuallys per sentence (this means, if I say "amazing" twice in a sentence, drink 4 times and nine drinks for three "amazings" .etc). Just an FYI; That's sixteen drinks right there.

*A period or other punctuation mark that is normally associated with the end of a sentence will reset the quadratic cycle, even if I'm being stupid with English (example: Putting a random (!!!) in the middle of a sentence). If I've crapped out on grammar, that still counts until I edit it. So if I had NO punctuation in this entire body of text you'd be pretty much a pickle by now.

Optional rule:

*Kiss the nearest lesbian every time I mention the word "Lesbian" or "Dyke" or "Butch" or "Dental Dam" or "Turkey Baster" or "U-Haul" .etc

Legal stuff (boring unless you are a thief). (Or think I am one)

All these words are my intellectual property, unless I am quoting, then I will let you know who they belong to. Steal any of these amazing words without referencing me and I will chase you down and make you apologise so hard. I realise that only about 3 people are going to read this but I have heard some majorly fucked up stories about thievery so I thought I'd put this in.

PS: Any images on this site are also most probably © (so there!) and if they aren't then you can bet that I will be obeying relevant © laws. Stealing from other people, especially other artists, is really fucking rude. If you feel as though I have inadequately credited you for stuff that I use, PLEASE email me and I will remove the image and/or credit you properly. I would never, ever, intentionally plagiarise and/or steal. I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS.

PSPS: hot-link and die. Hot-linking is satan.

PSPSPS: The content of this blog represents my personal view. It is in no way indicative of the views of anybody who I may or may not be working for. Except comments. Comments are moderated but they represent the personal view of whoever wrote them. SO IT IS TOTALLY OK TO EMPLOY ME, EVERYONE.

PSPSPSPS: At the moment the entire layout/design of the blog is a wordpress-provided design named "White as Milk". There is a link at the bottom of the page if you want to check out the designer. Obviously I am not claiming ownership of any of this design in the above rant about © shit.