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25 Point Movie Summaries => PREDATORS

PREDATORS

1. HOLY SHIT I AM FALLING WTF?
2. Hi token team of stereotypes including ninja, latino badass, black guy who is mystical, psycho prison guard, Russian tank, nerd and girl.
3. Wtf @ cages full of bark/skin. Is this Dungeons and Dragons?
4. -SUBTLE foreshadowing involving paralytic poison and the nerd/russian guy-
   
5. OH JESUS MUTANT DOG THINGS
6. OH JESUS LATINO GUY GOT FUCKED
7. OH JESUS SOMETHING IS HUNTING US
8. OH JESUS WE’RE ON AN ALIEN PLANET
9. OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING AND WHY IS IT A HUMANOID? SURELY EVOLUTION WOULD NOT WORK LIKE THAT? ALSO IT HAS A BIG UGLY FACE
10. OH JESUS WE JUST GOT FUCKED ON AND LOST THE TOKEN BLACK GUY
11. OH JESUS A WATERFALL
12. OH JESUS SOMETHING IS COMING AFTER US
13. OH JESUS MORPHEUS JUST APPEARED AND SAVED THE DAY
14. OH WICKED WE FOUND A HOUSE
15. OH JESUS IT’S A TRAP
16. OH JESUS THE PREDATORS ARE THERE
17. OH JESUS MORPHEUS DIED AND NOW RUSSIAN GUY HAS GONE BACK FOR THE NERD
18. OH JESUS THEY JUST BLEW UP THE ENTIRE COMPLEX
19. OH JESUS PSYCHO PRISON BITCH JUST GOT OWNED TRYING TO SHANK A PREDATOR
20. Ninjas killed each other. Sigh.
21. Nerd just got owned by a bear trap. Girl goes back for him
22. Nerd poisons girl. She nearly dies. Boy saves girl.
    
23. Predators fight for some reason.
24. Guy tries to be Arnie. Somehow wins after girl saves him.
25. Girl gets stabbed but lives. Cop out.